shoutout to disabled people who can’t identify with the social model of disability, whose disabilities would still exist in a disabling matter regardless of societal viewpoint
i like being complimented on my eyebrows and on my oral sex techniques
I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch
he literally has all of the same powers as stitch
He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like
you know what sounds good
my favorite thing is when you’re petting a dog and you stop for a second and it bumps your hand with its nose like hey don’t stop now keep going
me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!
Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.
me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again