All you need is happiness, then you have the rest of the world.

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"A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything."
Irish proverb  (via paradiche)

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bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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primadollly:

shoutout to disabled people who can’t identify with the social model of disability, whose disabilities would still exist in a disabling matter regardless of societal viewpoint 

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"Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you."
Dream Hampton (via poeticsolitude)

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human:

petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 

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i like being complimented on my eyebrows and on my oral sex techniques 

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nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

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dilfgod:

my favorite thing is when you’re petting a dog and you stop for a second and it bumps your hand with its nose like hey don’t stop now keep going

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*me watching X Factor*

kobetyrant:

me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!

Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.

me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again

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cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

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