All you need is happiness, then you have the rest of the world.

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orgasm:

it’s so stupid that we’re expected to pay over $200,000 for a college degree

american education system what r u doin

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shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

a woman has a preference, yet suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

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lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

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askinnyblackman:

first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”

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thouqts:

thinking about my future gives me a headache.

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6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”

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alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

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"Anyone who takes the time to be kind is beautiful."
Richelle E. Goodrich (via avoxia)

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Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

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