All you need is happiness, then you have the rest of the world.

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leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid

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kik meeee, im bored.

kik-musicalphrase

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fruitcrocs:

if you’ve ever stepped on a dog’s foot and didn’t apologise like ur life depended on it please let me know now so i can get a restraining order

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bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

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perfect-in-weakness:

ebony-and-ivory:

This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same. 

When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…
hottea4hotties:

This will never not make me laugh

fiercezucchini:

those feelings when you want a relationship

but you don’t

but you do

but you don’t

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"Racism isn’t born, folks. It’s taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he hates? Naps. End of list."
Dennis Leary, 1992 (via wetepentz)

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kodmaeda:

rainy weather and thunder doesn’t make me gloomy at all it’s more like, fuck yeah this is my kingdom of darkness and i’m the queen

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goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

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dlubes:

does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off

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typhoontigress:

rosaparking:

drunktrophywife:

blacktinabelcher:

Why is this Freddie from icarly


 I TOLD YALL HE WAS HOT

WHAT THE FUCK

For real wut.